World’s finest purveyor of Llama Chutes

World’s finest purveyor of Llama Chutes

I received the following email today, obviously a spam since the “To” address is to someone else and I’ve been BCC’d.

Hello Sir/Madam,
My name is Alan Robert and I mailed to make an enquiry of some of your Llama Chutes.E-mail me with the prices of the Llama Chutes that you have.
Quick Question:What method of payment do you accept?
Hope o hear from you soon
Thank You
Best Regards,

Alan Robert (Owner)
Btbr Solutions Inc.
775-243-6610 local
775-307-8829 fax
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This is so weird and random, I couldn’t help sending the following reply:

Dear Mr. Robert,

I am happy to hear from you. We carry a full line of Llama Chutes and I’m sure you’ll find just the Llama Chute you desire!

At the entry level is the Llama Chute 1000 with a capacity up to 500 llamas per hour sliding down from a maximum height of 40 feet. Our top-of-the-line model is the Llama Chute Extreme BS with a capacity of 1,000 llamas per hour and a maximum height of 100 feet. Let me tell you, those llamas get quite a ride! Whew!

The chutes are $10,000 each for the Llama Chute 1000 and $25,000 for the Extreme BS (this is our specialty) and you may send me a cashier’s check or money order drawn on US funds. No other forms of payment are possible. Thank you for your interest in Llama Chutes!

Signed your llama-loving (but in a platonic way) friend,


I’ll let you know whether he replies. Anyway, I think this calls for a few verses of The Llama Song. I hope you enjoy that running through your head for the next few hours.