Seeing as how the Church of England has decided that The Three Wise Men may have neither been wise nor men a friend has done us the service of re-writing the Christmas song “We Three Kings.”
THE SONG OF THE MAGETTES
We Dumb Chicks from Orient are.
Mentally though we’re below par,
Know what’s happening:
We’re following that Star.
When old flames have blown out cold,
Up you jump,
Behind the hump
And wander out to parts untold. [Gidget] Born a babe, as surely you see,
Why sit home and watch MTV??
Something’s out there
(YUCK! Sand in my hair)
There’s a Babe there for me!