We Dumb Chicks of Orient Are

We Dumb Chicks of Orient Are

Seeing as how the Church of England has decided that The Three Wise Men may have neither been wise nor men a friend has done us the service of re-writing the Christmas song “We Three Kings.”

THE SONG OF THE MAGETTES

We Dumb Chicks from Orient are.
Mentally though we’re below par,
We, gum-snapping,
Know what’s happening:
We’re following that Star.

[Refrain] O!  When the bar scene gets too old,
When old flames have blown out cold,
Up you jump,
Behind the hump
And wander out to parts untold.

[Gidget] Born a babe, as surely you see,
Why sit home and watch MTV??
Something’s out there
(YUCK! Sand in my hair)
There’s a Babe there for me!

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli

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