Victor Lams notes the new Homeland Security readiness web site and has fun with some of the pictures, playing “add your own captions.” Here are some of my examples:
“If flames are licking around the edges of the door
it’s probably not a good idea to open it.”
“If your computer crashes, don’t shoot your gun into
the ceiling in frustration.”
“If you find yourself subject to alien mind control,
choke yourself unconscious.”