From the Dumb Crooks file

From the Dumb Crooks file

RC sends along this story from Florida. Seems a guy went to the police station to report a disturbance. But rather than thank him for the report, the cops arrested the guy. Why? Because the guy drove to the station in the car he had carjacked from a friend some time earlier (some friend!).

Do you think that if we had mandatory IQ tests we could profile all the crooks ahead of time? Even if we could, the ACLU would go through the roof. What would they do without stupid people to keep them in business?

Written by
Domenico Bettinelli